Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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