We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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