JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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