i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Let's paint friendship bongs
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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