Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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