Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
lol hangovers are for mortals.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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