You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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