Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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