we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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