her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
