Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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