So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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