i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
a search helicopter?!
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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