it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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