pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I have aggressive nipples.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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