we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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