I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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