We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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