when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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