You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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