Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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