you would pick up someone in the library
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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