Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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