You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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