Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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