idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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