i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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