glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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