Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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