no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Randomize
