Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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