It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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