I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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