Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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I need you to use more vowels.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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