I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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