I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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