Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I want a musical about memes.
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