What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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