We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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