We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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