my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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