Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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