I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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