I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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