She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
