Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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