I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
either way he was missing a nipple.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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