When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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