Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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