Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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