plz talk dirty to me
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
