we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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