Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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go home
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
the liver wants what the liver wants
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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