tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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