nut hugger
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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