just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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