Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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